FREAK

1. To go crazy.

* " He´s freaking out!"

2. A term used to describe anyone who society may believe is not mainstream like : punks, emos,goths, a weirdo, e.t.c 

* " Look! It´s Rick... what a freak!"

3. adj. Word used  for emphasizing in substitution for " fucking". It doesn´t sound as "bad" and it´s usually used by younger people.

* " Matt is a freaking idiot!"

JOHN

1. A bathroom.

* "The john really smells!"

2. A cute, sweet, amazing  sexy guy who women may get attracted to  easily. This comes from the meaning of the name JOHN= a gift from God

* A: " Who was that guy you were with?"

B: "He´s my John! He´s name is Derek.

A: " He´s so fancy! You´re lucky!"

HIGH

1. Intoxicated on drugs or alcohol.

* " That teenager looks high to me."

TO HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER

1. Feel mentally and phisically organized.

* " I don´t have it all together today. Try me again later when I have it all together.

CHEESY

1. Cheap.

* That chick is wearing a cheesy outfit.

2.  A movie might be cheesy if it contains 'on the nose' ( precisely ) dialogue like, " I can´t live without you " or " You had me at hello." 

3. Corny.

* That Celine Dion song is so cheesy.

4. Saying that is 'cliché' or overdone.

* Cheesy Person: " Hey, wazzup dawg!? we in this shizzle."

African American Man: " That´s so cheesy! Ghetto people don´t even talk like that!

Kmart is open

1. A slang term for ones fly ( zipper) being in the downright position exposing ones underwear. It can cause social embarrasment, sexual harassment or cruel laughter.

* " Hey, Check out Fergie! Kmart is open! Lol!!!" 

# You might also say: " Her fly is open."

* Dude, that girl will not even look at you if Kmart is open."

K-Mart

1. A departament store that sells popular, sometimes poor quality items. Usually associated to Wal * Mart.

* " Johnny is such a dork, saying these sneakers with no logo are real skate shoes. He probably got them at K-Mart."

2. Derogatory adjective describing objects of poor quality or shabby appearence, or untidy people.

* " His hair cut is just so K-Mart."

# In the link below Ellen Degeneres ( TV host) toasts with Oscar winner Christopher Plummer and refers to the Champagne they drink as K-mart stuff.

http://youtu.be/f4RHDS8tg3Q

SHORTY

1.  Commercial rappers have turned the meaning of this word up side down to mean ' a fine female' ( good-looking girl), apparently . However,it originally used to mean a young man, new to the game of rapping or simply someone who was just younger than you.

* " Shorty´s shaking her big booty so fine as the music goes."

CUCKOO´S NEST

1. A mental hospital, an insane asylum.

2. ( CUCKOOSNEST) A place where deadbeats or no-mates ( losers) hang out. This was taken after the the movie ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST (1975). ( see picture above).

* " What a dork! He should be hanging out the cuckoosnest along with the other freaks!"

* " Yesterday I went to visit Ted and his family. Boy! I felt like I was visiting him at a cuckoo´s nest."

DEAR JOHN

1. A letter ( or an e-mail in today´s world) that is used by a woman to break up with her boyfriend from a distance. 2. A break up letter usually sent when one  is seeing someone else.

* Meg Sue couldn´t wait for her boyfriend Thomas to finish his 2-year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John Letter by e-mail just two months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing soemeone else.

DEAR ABBY

1. An advice column associated to many American papers where readers can write  in about their deepest problems anonymously, but  usually singned in a ficticious and even humorous way.

* "I wrote to Dear Abby about my husbands affair, should I stay with him or leave him for good?" 

2. Someone you can confide secrets and problems to, and he or she will try to give you sensible answers and advice.

* " I called my friend Lucy on a Dear Abby to help figure out why my woman won´t put out anymore. Why´s she been so cold to me lately?"

DEAD TEXT

1. 

*  " I receiced a message from my friend this morning after it was sent asking if I was still up, so I decided not to reply because it was a dead text."

2. A text recieved so late that its subject matter is void.

* " I got John´s text about the homework questions too late - by the time I responded, the assignment was already due."

COOL STORY BRO

1.A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one´s disgust or indifference towards a tl; dr ( too long; didn´t read) story.* Person A: (lenghty tale about how person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day).

Person B: " Cool story bro! 

2.An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

* " This one time me and my brother were eating sandwishes and he was like ' dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah!' "

"Cool story bro."

3. Saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn´t really care.

* " So this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke."

" Cool story bro."

BONUS BOY

1.When a guy sticks his head in a picture he´s not welcome in or the people who are in the picture are unaware of him. 2.Someone who was not supposed to be in a picture.

* while looking at a photo of a group friends...

" Dude, who is that bonus boy in the back?"

BOO

BOO: 1 - Boyfriend or Girlfriend.

" Can you handle me? If you can´t you ain´t gonna be my boo!

       BOO: 2 - Word used to scare people.

Guy1: " Boo!"

  Guy2 : " Holy sh*t!"

AUTO INCORRECT

-When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing. 

*JR: Hey what time should i come?

 Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening? * I mean BUSY!!! Are you busy all evening! Gosh I have AUTO INCORRECT