DRIVING DIRTY

*Operating an automobile without proper proof of insurance.

e.g.:I sure hope the police don't catch me driving dirty, my car insurance expired yesterday

PISS WINDOW

*The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit. Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window. Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date. Joe: Too late, I just told her.

I'm All Ears

(idiom) = I'm listening

*  You have my attention, so you should talk.
( in a conversation)
 Bob: Look, old pal. I want to talk to you about something.
 Tom: I'm listening. 
Bill: I guess I owe you an apology.
 Jane: I'm all ears.