WINDOW EATING

The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without takinh anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.

* IF YOU'RE SO HUNGRY STOP WINDOW EATING AND JUST GRAB SOMETHING!

COCKBLOCKER

1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble; 
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself; 
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another

 Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret. 
Jane "Sure" 

CATCH SOME Z's

* To get some sleep
I need to catch some Z's before I go on my trip.